If it struts like a turkey, talks like a turkey and looks like a turkey, it must be a turkey.
Praise the Lord and pass the cranberries, the Neil O. Nelson 2021 Grand Turkey List, the envy of cooks and holiday hostesses everywhere, includes, not surprising, some old friends, some of the same old and tired deadbeats, plus an assortment in the crowd that made headlines in the last year.
Turkeys captured the Neil O. Nelson Turkey Extravaganza this year includes the following:
COOKED TURKEYS: Former President’s Donald Trump’s close personal friends Steve Bannon and Mark Meadows.
BROASTED TURKEY: President Joe Biden.
CITIZEN TURKEY: Donald Trump.
SLICED AND DICED TURKEY: Green Bay’s Aaron Rodgers.
FORGOTTEN TURKEY: Rudy Giuliani.
SHELVED TURKEYS: Presidential hopefuls Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.
TIPSY TURKEY: House leader Nancy Pelosi.
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