Neil O. Nelson

How dry is it?

Let me tell you how dry it is.

It’s so dry you can walk across every river in North Dakota between the Missouri and the Red.

With your pant legs rolled up to your knees.

That’s how dry it is in North Dakota.

It’s so dry Minnesota is offering Leech Lake for North Dakota’s Sakakawea, even up. Wisconsin wanted in the mix, but the land of milk and honey and cheese and the Packers was turned down for the lack of a sizable body of water.

“Lake Michigan not big enough for you?”

It’s so dry security guards are needed around the rain barrels in North Dakota’s Logan County.

New Town’s water park is now a go-kart racetrack.

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