Neil O. Nelson

My wife, Barb, the Baker/DA (Domestic Administrator), gave me a watch for my birthday.

A Timex.

She said I’m a Timex in a Digital Age.

I probably have a half-dozen old Timex watches. Old watches and glasses, I keep. Watches, glasses, belts and jeans, I seem to have trouble parting with.

When each come back in style, I won’t have to go shopping. My old watches, however, need either new batteries or wrist bands.

Blind as I am, The Baker/DA claims I couldn’t change the batteries or replace the bands to save my soul.

SAVE MY SOUL? She would have to put that on me.

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