An acquaintance is telling friends on Facebook that he recently found some unmarked general election presidential ballots.

“What to do?” he asked. “Send them to Georgia?”

Friends suggested he shred the ballots, hold out for cash or a Medal of Freedom accommodation. If all else fails, take ’em to a hazmat facility.

Maybe there is something to the theory that there are suitcases of unmarked ballots in every major city; dead casting ballots in every state; and thousands of people across the country claiming they were denied the opportunity to vote.

Who’s to know, anyway? Stranger things have happened than a suitcase of unmarked ballots suddenly showing up under a table in Atlanta.

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