Chaos and chips in the public restroom

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Posted: Friday, March 13, 2020 6:00 am

There’s a funny piece circulating on social media that tells of the issues a woman faces when using a public bathroom.

Ahhh, yes, reminds me of the time I took my two daughters, ages 2 and 4, to the Minot Cenex restroom, via the Roosevelt Zoo in Minot, all of which was detailed later in a courtroom.

It was late in the year and the zoo facilities were closed.

Luckily for all involved Cenex had a station close by the Roosevelt Zoo.

Racing into the store, towing both girls, I gave the employees behind the front counter a panicked look before tripping over a floor mat and crashing into a display of chips in small bags.

Chips everywhere. Every brand, every color, every thickness, all in small bags.

The girls made off with a bag each.

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